October 2010
1 post
Apprently...
I have a tumblr. I totally forgot about this thing, maybe I’ll use it out of sheer boredom on my day off.
…
After I drink this beer and eat cheeseburgers.
January 2010
1 post
October 2009
1 post
i want to quit my job so i can play the piano, do jiu jitsu, and read all the time.
September 2009
1 post
time to get things rolling
I think I want to compete in December. This means a few things:
A huge diet change, complete with lots of protein and shakes.
Training at least six days a week! If I can, training twice a day.
Running at least three times a week, I’d like to be able to run 10 miles without stopping and/or dying.
Gaining at least 5-10lbs of muscle, and having the strength to maneuver a much larger...
August 2009
4 posts
i really need to change my habits.
Sometimes I feel like the only certainty in uncertainty is the huge risk of fucking everything up. Why does it have to be such a probable outcome? Even if it’s a 51% chance, that’s still 1% more than I can handle for my own peace of mind.
I am pretty annoyed with myself that I left my camera in Philly. By pretty I mean very.
Speaking of trips I find it very depressing that I haven’t been to the beach this year. That may be the one huge flaw about DC, the general lack of clean water for swimming. I am fairly convinced that the Potomac is full of hepatitis and dead people. I am not exaggerating, they fish bodies out of...
July 2009
3 posts
I’m really happy with how training is going, i feel more confident every day and i get the verbal reassurance from some of the best in the sport that i am looking great and working hard. i don’t think anything has made me so happy in a very long time.
yesterday i had one of the best days i’ve had in a long time. you know, one of those days that was so much fun naturally and easily that you don’t think you’ll have one again.
oh, right. i forgot i had this.
Buck, one of my best friends who I have known since we were 14 and 16, is visiting with his new girlfriend Erica who doesn’t seem to suck in any way at all. This is particularly exciting since Erica could only prove herself to be crazier than Old Girlfriend by maybe running naked through the streets while setting herself on fire.
Our lease is up at the end of September and I think we are...
March 2009
2 posts
hello there
I want to be on you.
I hope I stay a winner
It seems like a lot of my friends and family are losing their relationships. My parents, my sister-in-law, my friends. I love Eric more than anything, I wouldn’t know what to do if he fell out of love with me or just threw his hands in the air and gave up.
On the way home from work I stopped by CVS and bought him sweet tea, green tea, beef jerky and some peeps just to be nice. Just to...
February 2009
8 posts
It's cold and rainy.
Part of me wants to move to Florida more and more each day. I just want to be warm!
Decisions, decisions
Move to Florida, buy house on the beach and wake up to the ocean and a Porsche in my garage everyday or stay in DC… Hmm.
Deersketti
…Is what Eric is making for dinner tonight. Yes, you did read that right.
it's... slushing?
Yes, slushing. No snow, no rain, just general grossness. It is going to be shitty outside all weekend, my only days off for a bit, while my family is here. Then we get to move everything out of storage on Sunday. In the snow. I love days off, LOVE THEM.
I get my piano back this weekend though!
I hate Valentine's Day
I have always found it rather pointless and unnecessary. But, you know, when you get home and there’s a Tiffany’s box sitting on your coffee table, how do you say no?
you know what happens when you bitch about work?
You get a promotion and a raise.
Go figure.
Just a thought.
Sometimes I wonder if I would enjoy being a teacher. I could have summers off to pursue other interests like writing, maybe editorials and such, or for travel. I get so excited about nerdy things like history and literature that maybe I could get some kids excited about it too.
It would be nice to teach high school and be like, okay, I know your parents and teachers pressure you to go to Ivy...
Today we walked around Old Town and found a small art gallery with Charlie/Edith Harper postcards, and I bought a vintage silver skeleton key pendant. Days like this make me never want to leave Alexandria.
January 2009
1 post
This won't make any sense.
I need to write more, I think in some weird way writing all the time is what keeps me sane. Well, sort of.
I don’t really even have much to say except I work all the time, and that I particularly dislike ice storms. Driving to work seemed more like an obstacle course of falling sheets of ice and women drivers (on ice) in minivans and SUVs. Yeah. About that…
I wish I could gain...
November 2008
4 posts
Woman Killed by Husband's Coffin →
awad:
Rose, we need to talk about this.
I hope this happens to me, seriously. So hilarious. Plus, I know Eric is going to go first because he’s… Eric.
I am about to get tattooed by someone nicknamed The Hand of Death for his heavy-handedness. I love having tattoos, but goddamn do I hate getting them.
More proof the universe has an annoying sense of...
There’s always that one person at your job who just really really sucks. At my job it is a receptionist who is a raging bitch to everyone and has a tendency to just glare at people. I half expect her to sprout fangs and a nice pair of horns. Today I imagined myself knocking her teeth in when she started talking, I’m sure I’m not the only one with those sentiments.
October 2008
26 posts
i am alive
Kind of. I feel like I have an elephant sitting on my skull. Don’t ask where I randomly got that reference, because I have no idea.
Instead of moving we’re staying in our current residence because 1) moving totally sucks and 2) we’re too lazy to move, because it totally sucks. Instead we are buying some new furniture and painting. I like this logic.
Matt and Amy are...
Blogging about it!
I’m so fucking hungry! There JP!
i want to sleep forever today
My job is awesome, but it is stressful. And busy. And more like a marathon than a job.
Eric leads a tough life
It’s true. The cat really does seem to hate him, which is unfortunate since Kitty was originally brought home with his only mission in life being to love Eric. Now, after months of car envy Eric finally got his upgrades finished last weekend, only to get pulled over for misdemeanor reckless driving last night. Poor Eric cannot seem to win.
But it’s okay, I will keep him.
Donde estas, invierno?!
I don’t even remember if “invierno” is winter or not. Either way, it’s 75 out and I am ready for some snow already!
:(
My face feels broken. This sucks. I am way bummed.
The end.
That's What She Said...
Kate: I am bleeding
Kate: And it went in deep
Kate: So it is going to bruise
Kate: And it fucking hurts
Remember this? Kate will love this... I hope your mouth feels better. Actually, that sounded wrong... I hope your teeth feel better.
I may be the most accidentally perverted person on the planet. I rule!
for ian
because hetinks its funny thst i cant type because i am on vicodin.
THERE, I BLOGGED ABOOUT IT.
i hope anything i type in this makes sense
Surgery is done and the teeth are out! Usually I wouldn’t be on the internet after surgery (wait, why would I not be on the internet after surgery, I have nothing better to do) but well, damn, I don’t know where this sentence is going. At any rate, here’s my experience as far as I remember it with italicized parts as Eric’s verbal contributions:
I get there, I’m...
the good, the bad, the... whatever.
Good news: Wisdom teeth surgery has been conveniently moved to tomorrow morning, so I have all week to recover/bitch/whine/moan and don’t have to start work until Monday, hopefully chipmunk cheek-free.
Bad news: Wisdom teeth surgery is tomorrow. In Reston, a half hour away. Eric is annoyed and pissed he has to drop his car off at Audi then drive up there and back with an either very...
“We have to reschedule your surgery so we can be as inconvenient as humanly...”
– My oral surgeon’s receptionist, not a direct quote but that’s what I heard in my head
Ian is a raging homosexual
me: phone sex or real sex with a fatty?
choose your fate
ian: phone sex
i dont have to see her
and i could jerk it
me: so its a win win?
ian: yup
its kinda like a glory hole
even if its a dude on the other side you can't see them so to you its a girl
me: ...
gayest thing ever
ian: BLOG ABOUT IT
me: I WILL
Seriously Ian
xtoothlessx:
ericforce:
What the fuck?
Don’t act like your not impressed
you two, scissor now!
me: why are spaghettios always so delicious?
awad: i ahte those thigns so mcuh
me: like you hate typing words that make sense?
awad: you shut up
me: so being posted now
Huzzah!
