Ian is a raging homosexual
- me: phone sex or real sex with a fatty?
- choose your fate
- ian: phone sex
- i dont have to see her
- and i could jerk it
- me: so its a win win?
- ian: yup
- its kinda like a glory hole
- even if its a dude on the other side you can't see them so to you its a girl
- me: ...
- gayest thing ever
- ian: BLOG ABOUT IT
- me: I WILL
